Take a shower

Joe was nineteen. He had long hair, and he never washed or brushed it.

He wore black clothes, and his nails were always black too. He did not like work, and he was often absent.

Last Monday he said to himself, 'I'm not going to go to work this week. I'm going to get a certificate from my doctor, and then I'm going to stay at home, but I'm going to get my money.'

He went to the doctor and said to him rudely, 'I'm not well. What are you going to do about it?'

The doctor looked at him for a few seconds. Then he said, 'Here. Take this three times a day. With Water.'

'What is it?' Joe asked.

'Soap,' answered the doctor.

1. Was Joe's hair long, or short?

2. Was it clean, or dirty?

3. Were his nails clean?

4. What did he say to the doctor?

5. Did the doctor look at him then?

6. And what did he say after that?

7. What did Joe ask?

8. And what did the doctor answer?